A man and a woman are traveling across town in the wild west, and they are riding in their carraige.
They come to a cross street and the man says, "Whoa," pulling on the reigns. He jerks harder and yells," Whoa!" The horse stops. The man was angry and tells the horse, "That's 1."
They come to cattle crossing and again the man has to pull hard on the reign and repeatedly tell the horse, "Whoa!" When the horse finally stopped the man takes a deep breath and says, "That's 2!"
They get to the center of town and try to turn bu the horse dosen't turn just keep going straight. The man screams, "Whoa," jerking hard on the reigns. He stands up and puts his back into jerking harder and yells," Whoa!" The horse stops. The man screams, "That's 3! Pulls out his gun and shoots the horse dead on the spot.
Little kids are yelling, townspeople are coming out to see what happened and the wife starts in on her husband.
"Look what you did. How are we going to get home now? What were you thinking? Look at all the poeple looking at us!" The man holsters his gun, looks at his wife and says, "That's 1!"